New Yorker cartoon contest

For those with nothing better to do, a contest:

In the style of the New Yorker, draw a cartoon for any of the captions below. LLM assistants may be used, but must be reported to have been used (Scout’s honor).

Winners will be announced on Norman’s Woe and given a free subscription. To Norman’s Woe, not the New Yorker.

Caption 1

“Oh shut up! I have to wear my shoes to bed.”

Caption 2

“Guess you really spilled it…”

Nothing better to do?

Fine. Entirely your choice … if you have a choice (which you likely don’t).

Go ahead and subscribe.